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Loud Fart Woke Myself Up
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Muddy Paws Jumping On Human
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Barking Till I Go Out
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Killing Humans Garden
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Wiping Ass Sitting On Humans Feet
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Making New Friend Sniffing Butt
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Ate Poop Licking Humans Face
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Tore Up Couch Human Pissed
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Pooping Where Humans Walk
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Taking Human For a Walk